I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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