People in love make me want to vomit
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
