Sry I called you an 8
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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