so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
jump out the window naked night went bad
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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