I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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