do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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