Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Banned from zoo.
Again?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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