either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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