omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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