She's JV to your varsity
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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