We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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