Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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