She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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