i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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