kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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