My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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