Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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