i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
