A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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