I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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