would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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