So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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