I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Do vagina's smell?
I cut my penus on the lid.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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