Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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