physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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