So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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