Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
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Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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