Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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