In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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