I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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