Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
its liver damage thursday
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Randomize
