Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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