I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I wish you could order shots online.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
