I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Randomize
