in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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