office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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