wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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