home. puking in laundry basket.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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