question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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