He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
it was like eating out sand paper
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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