Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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