i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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