i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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