Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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