why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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