I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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