I wannas sexs uuuuu
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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