and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
can u get pink eye on your cock?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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