Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Help. Why am I so naked?
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