under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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