he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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